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THere were three ninjas resting in a pub. the three of them were talented in ninja skills. one of them wanted to show off and took out his sword and cutted a fly which fly by into half and drop dead on the floor. the second one cutted a fly into four pieces. the last one however, just swing his sword and something drop from the fly 's body and the fly was still flying. the others laughed at him. but the ninja said let it go, anyway it can't be a father anymore. what is the future tense of married?? ans: divorced dear dad, thing$ are really $well hear at $chool, but they could be better. i need $ome thing$ de$perately. i $uSpect that u will gue$$ what i mean and $end $ome $oon. your loving $on, $teve. dear son, nothing is new here. i know that u are doing better now than u did in november. write another letter soon. i want to get this note in the noon post, so i'll sign off now. love, dad
A: are u still working at that florist's? b: no, i got fired. a: why??? b: i had to put the cards into the floral arrangement and i got the two of them mixed up. i thought the flowers for a wedding were for a funeral, so i put in a card which read 'with deepest sympathy' .... and the flowers going to the funeral had a wedding card in them a:what did it say??? b: 'hope u will be happy in your new home' |